JOKES

The Math of GOD, 2+3+2+5+6+3+3+4+5+7+8+1+2= = 1

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Infinity never means having to say sorry.  :)

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Excuse me, your grey poupon is in my peanut butter.  I’m sorry, but your peanut butter is in my grey poupon.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, and says, “Hey everyone!  I’m a fun guy!”

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I’m sorry, excuse me, says the man as he passes.  ‘Why?  Did you fart?”  :)  Hahahahaha

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‘Hey John, how’s everything?’

John replies, ‘Fine, but I don’t know everything.’

Hahahahahaha

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What’s up?

The sky. Hahahahaha

Timeless.

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Electronics, clocks, cookware, and coke zero.  -color coded for your amusement.

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A New Prayer

Our Father in Heaven, Holy is Your Name, So Holy is my name.  My name has holes?  Like Cheese?  My name is Cheese?

*Cheese* :-)

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Money is the root of all evil!

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The law of diminishing returns, that’s a law?

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Jesus SAVES, see? Jesus is Chinese!

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When in doubt, the answer most likely is (e), All of the above. :-)

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My ‘wise counsel’, don’t get all As, get all Bs.  :(

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